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[policedefective]

And have proper aerial battles.

[Least one torgets who Goro Akechi is.]

[le_mat]

That too.

[his first image was much more friendly, but now that Goro has given him the idea that sounds a LOT of fun]

[policedefective]

Still I'm surprised you haven't picked Manticore...you can turn into a cat, aparently, and you have flight.

[He moves a piece again.]

[le_mat]

[And he responds too quickly with his own move. It's clear Akechi's plan is working]

I considered it but the magic was the deciding factor. Plus I think if I looked like Mona it'd be too depressing.

[policedefective]

I suppose so...I could see you as a vampire as well.

[Akira, he's gaining.]

[le_mat]

Knowing my luck I'd sparkle.

[He looks at the board and pauses, seeming to finally notice how bad this game is going for him]

...shit.

[policedefective]

You'd be sparkling shit?

[He looks so pleased at his dumb joke tho.]

[le_mat]

[He grumbles at him, taking his move- he's gonna try to make a come back but the odds are not in his favor]

Ha ha.

[policedefective]

I'm curious now...if I wasn't a goblin, what would you see me as?

[He's going to keep the pressure, but he does leave himself open with that question.]

[le_mat]

Hmm... maybe a harpy? Seems as obvious as a manticore does for me, right?

[He's being aggressive with his moves in a final blitz]

[policedefective]

A little too on the nose...something out of the blue might be more interesting.

[He keeps up as well. Both playing aggressively, but having a casual conversation, just like he likes it.]

[le_mat]

Maybe a shade? Or an arachne.

[policedefective]

I'd hate to be a shade, especially after that insanity that happened last time.

[He has to think about the second, making a sloppier move with his queen.]

Typically I imagine someone with a multitude of spider legs but...our old roommate made me think that a creature one thinks would be the only species is usually wrong. You're right. It could be interesting.

[le_mat]

Maybe a lich? You DID come back from the dead.

[policedefective]

No thanks.

[Their is a disgusted tone to it. His next move is a little more kamikazey, in an effort to get Akira to move where he wants him.]

Anything undead sounds unpleasant. Especially with detachable limbs.

[le_mat]

[And Akira tries to move to counter with mixed results]

Yeah, that's fair. Plus you might stink.

[policedefective]

[He stops mid-move with a disgusted noise, clicking his tongue as he plays badly. A good time to catch up!]

Urgh. Perish the thought.

[Akechi was many things, but being clean was high up in his list of priorities. ]

[le_mat]

[And he absolutely takes the chance to take a peice]

Stinky. You'd have to move out.

[policedefective]

[How dare you use his weakness against him!]

I think I'd rather stay around.

[le_mat]

Hm. Good. I'd rather you stay too.

[policedefective]

But would you really throw me out? I'd hardly believe it.

[All while making a move. Sneaky sneaky.]

[le_mat]

I might stick those tree air fresheners in the holes. But I'd manage.

[He looks down and narrows his eyes, not sure what Akechi moved at first before deciding his own]

[policedefective]

[Sorry, this is turning into a Goro Akechi victory.]

Ha! Don't tempt me to make a salt circle around your bed.

[le_mat]

If you wanted me to lay around in bed all day all you had to do was ask.

[He glares at the board, coming to the same conclusion]

... I'm not doing games with you first thing in the morning anymore.

[policedefective]

I have a hard time pinning you down as Lazy.

[Then he laughs.]

Well, I suppose that will be a mystery for another day.