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[le_mat]

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[policedefective]

You're begging for me to get a salt shaker on hand at all times.

[le_mat]

I'll consider it motivation to save up more coins. And not tell you what I change it to.

[policedefective]

Cinnamon, clearly. Or maybe seaweed for the irony.

[le_mat]

Now I'm picturing someone throwing nori flakes at me.

[He has to cover his mouth to not burst out laughing]

[policedefective]

Maybe I should request a plant spell of some sort.

[But please imagine that, it's rather funny. Briefly it looks like he's trying to hold it in too.]

[le_mat]

You having control of something like poison ivy is scary...

[policedefective]

If it wasn't for the loss of my magic, I had considered requesting to become a nymph. Maybe this could be a compromise...

[Oh no.]

[le_mat]

Careful, you don't want to make yourself weak to fire.

[policedefective]

You wouldn't be the cruel to me, would you?

[Said with a wink.]

[le_mat]

Hm, don't tempt me.

[policedefective]

Maybe I should request to be immune to fire as well.

[le_mat]

Then I'll just learn ice.

[Said like they are flirting]

[policedefective]

I already work with water. Maybe you should try something a little more you.

[Oh, they fuckingflirting.]

[le_mat]

Gotta resist getting predictable, right?

[policedefective]

True. I already got Arsene's wings. Maybe I should get his attack as well.

[le_mat]

[He flushes red, though it's hard to tell if it's embarrassment, fluster or annoyance]

I thought *I* was the thief here?

[policedefective]

[Whatever it is, he'll consider it a win.]

I'm just trying to broaden my horizons.

[le_mat]

I hope I snatch something from Robin or Loki when I change. Just to spite you.

[policedefective]

[Oh. Nerve struck.]

I already have Loki's horns. You'd be a pretender.

[le_mat]

[He's still pink]

I'd look awful in stripes too... damn.

[policedefective]

[...snort.]

I just imagined you with Robin Hood's muscle mass....and tiny legs.

[le_mat]

[He sputters]

No.

[policedefective]

You could have his legs too, but you specifically said a 'part'. Little tiny demon legs, struggling to keep up.

[le_mat]

I hate that. Never say that again.

[Still, he's almost laughing too]

[policedefective]

A small gust of wind would take care of you.

[That's just encouragement.]