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[policedefective]

[Oh. Nerve struck.]

I already have Loki's horns. You'd be a pretender.

[le_mat]

[He's still pink]

I'd look awful in stripes too... damn.

[policedefective]

[...snort.]

I just imagined you with Robin Hood's muscle mass....and tiny legs.

[le_mat]

[He sputters]

No.

[policedefective]

You could have his legs too, but you specifically said a 'part'. Little tiny demon legs, struggling to keep up.

[le_mat]

I hate that. Never say that again.

[Still, he's almost laughing too]

[policedefective]

A small gust of wind would take care of you.

[That's just encouragement.]

[le_mat]

Just... just wiggling on my back like a turtle-

[Okay that breaks him into actual laughter]

[policedefective]

[Thay causes him to laugh as well. It's been a while.]

[le_mat]

[And seeing Akechi laugh makes his own taper off, just... watching him with a slightly sappy expression. Sentimental fool, indeed]

[policedefective]

[Weird, there's no echo to his laughter. When he realizes this, he looks away.]

...

[le_mat]

[He feels overcome with the desire to kiss him. And after a moment he remembers: oh. He could do that, maybe. He tilts his head and leans closer]

Hey. Can I...?

[He taps his own mouth, giving Akechi a chance to say no]

[policedefective]

[This is still so weird. Part of him still fights it; but it's usually very quickly drown by the part of him that wants that contact so badly.

He doesn't say anything, and just leans into the kiss first, as if it was his idea. In a way, it's how he tries to desperately be himself and stay in control.]

[le_mat]

[delight is obvious in his eyes as he moves in that last bit. More than content to let Akechi set the pace- a short peck? Something longer? Chaste or more heated? It doesnt matter, he'll take whatever he's allowed. They haven't really done this much since the roof and he suspects that won't change much- affection comes too tangled in passion and aggression for them to ever be completely domestic. And that's fine with him.]

[policedefective]

[What are you talking about internal Akira voice, they are totally, 100% domestic, with "Honey, I'm Home." okay no I'll stop.]

[Akechi doesn't seem much of it, if anything at all, because it becomes evident he is still very bad at this and also he keeps closing his eyes when they do.

Maybe that's why it lasts longer. Because he can concentrate on that. ]

[le_mat]

[ I mean Akechi DID bring him breakfast, so they can have a little domestic, as a treat

And Akira is happy to let him hold it as long as he wants- it's not like he's very practiced either. Sure, he's fooled around a little. Had a girlfriend once in the hazy Before the Arrest time. But that seems so... unimportant.

It's a little awkward with the height difference too. One more reason to be excited about the upcoming change. For now, though he's hunched over, cupping Akechi's head a little before pulling back- both to not overtax Akechi and to save his own spine]

oops didn't see the notif

[policedefective]

[The problem now is that they are doing it is Akechi doesn't seem to know how to break away. So eventually the kissing stops and he pulls back.]

Were you doing this on purpose?

[All flustered.]

[le_mat]

What, kissing? I should hope it's on purpose.

[tease tease]

[policedefective]

Not that...

[Urgh, don't make him say it. Ahh, fuck it.]

I don't have an experience on this. I didn't know when to stop.

[le_mat]

As long as you want.

[winkwink... but he does pause and sober up a little]

Though... I mean, sort of? I don't want to just... take over. Letting you set the pace so I know what you're okay with, I guess?

[policedefective]

[He scoffs briefly, turning away.]

...

[Maybe it's the booze, but then, a breakthrough.]

...thank you.

[le_mat]

[he brightens at that, and gives a little breathless little sigh]

Thank you. Also... if you ever want to, just go for it.

[he can say so if he not into it in the moment, but he can't picture himself denying Akechi much of anything]

[policedefective]

[Back to being normal Akechi.]

Don'te tempt me to do it at the worst time.

[This is like telling Akechi it's okay to be a goblin - oh wait.]

[le_mat]

Maybe not when we're about to die or something But...

... I mean, I wouldn't be mad if it was during a fight.

[it would be super effective at disarming him too, and he can't make himself be mad about that obvious weakness.]

[policedefective]

Wouldn't it be the perfect time?

[Teasing. But the idea suits him. He'll note that for later.]

What if we died right after?