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[policedefective]

Not that...

[Urgh, don't make him say it. Ahh, fuck it.]

I don't have an experience on this. I didn't know when to stop.

[le_mat]

As long as you want.

[winkwink... but he does pause and sober up a little]

Though... I mean, sort of? I don't want to just... take over. Letting you set the pace so I know what you're okay with, I guess?

[policedefective]

[He scoffs briefly, turning away.]

...

[Maybe it's the booze, but then, a breakthrough.]

...thank you.

[le_mat]

[he brightens at that, and gives a little breathless little sigh]

Thank you. Also... if you ever want to, just go for it.

[he can say so if he not into it in the moment, but he can't picture himself denying Akechi much of anything]

[policedefective]

[Back to being normal Akechi.]

Don'te tempt me to do it at the worst time.

[This is like telling Akechi it's okay to be a goblin - oh wait.]

[le_mat]

Maybe not when we're about to die or something But...

... I mean, I wouldn't be mad if it was during a fight.

[it would be super effective at disarming him too, and he can't make himself be mad about that obvious weakness.]

[policedefective]

Wouldn't it be the perfect time?

[Teasing. But the idea suits him. He'll note that for later.]

What if we died right after?

[le_mat]

Now THAT'S just romance. Classic.

[policedefective]

If my fans, well if I still had any knew about this, they'd be so scandalized.

[Or he'd get those REALLY weird fans.]

[le_mat]

They'd be pissed if you kissed anyone. Like an idol.

[policedefective]

Well I'm sure the Phantom Thieves had their very own Phandom. A little fun fact for you; my research found very interest comments and...fan works in the far corners of the internet.

[le_mat]

[He groans and covers his face with his hands]

Oh, I know. Between Mishima and Futaba I know.

Thankfully since so little about us as people got out, it was so out of character it didn't really read AS weird as it could have but...

Look, I'm the only of the Thieves who's face was public. After Shido's Calling Card things on the forum expoded.

[policedefective]

That's not the only thing that exploded, I'm sure.

[If only he knew how Shido's battle went. Instead he's just making things worse.]

[le_mat]

[He groans even more, his ears turning red]

[policedefective]

[He laughs again.]

If only I knew it was that easy, I might have done this from the start.

[le_mat]

Ngh, shut up.

[He drops his hands finally, looking blotchy with embarrassment]

I love the phandom- we wouldn't have been able to beat Yaldabaoth if not for them. But... I've read graphic Hawk/Condor porn that didn't make me cringe as much.

[Thanks Futaba]

[policedefective]

[THAT makes him spit tale his beer.]

What...why where you even reading that?!

[le_mat]

Futaba sends me things late at night when she can't sleep. She thinks it's funny.

[That doesn't explain why he READ it]

[policedefective]

...how baad was it?

[Curiosity gets the better of him.]

[le_mat]

...some of it wasn't awful, honestly.

[policedefective]

[A little closer, trying to embarrass him.]

Did it give you any ideas?

[le_mat]

[His ears pin and his blush does return... though more pink than blotchy red]

Eh, not really. A lot of it wasn't really... practical.

[policedefective]

[Worth it. He backs into a seat.]

That bad, huh? It's surprising what can get writen as fantasy.

[le_mat]

[ah, relief. He grabs his beer to finally finish drinking it before it gets any warmer.]

As long as it makes them happy I guess. Honestly, I hadn't really been following the new series.

[policedefective]

[Oh Akira...if you think Akechi didn't want to have a final say...]

So for my personal amusement...did the hemlets come off?