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[le_mat]

Ngh, shut up.

[He drops his hands finally, looking blotchy with embarrassment]

I love the phandom- we wouldn't have been able to beat Yaldabaoth if not for them. But... I've read graphic Hawk/Condor porn that didn't make me cringe as much.

[Thanks Futaba]

[policedefective]

[THAT makes him spit tale his beer.]

What...why where you even reading that?!

[le_mat]

Futaba sends me things late at night when she can't sleep. She thinks it's funny.

[That doesn't explain why he READ it]

[policedefective]

...how baad was it?

[Curiosity gets the better of him.]

[le_mat]

...some of it wasn't awful, honestly.

[policedefective]

[A little closer, trying to embarrass him.]

Did it give you any ideas?

[le_mat]

[His ears pin and his blush does return... though more pink than blotchy red]

Eh, not really. A lot of it wasn't really... practical.

[policedefective]

[Worth it. He backs into a seat.]

That bad, huh? It's surprising what can get writen as fantasy.

[le_mat]

[ah, relief. He grabs his beer to finally finish drinking it before it gets any warmer.]

As long as it makes them happy I guess. Honestly, I hadn't really been following the new series.

[policedefective]

[Oh Akira...if you think Akechi didn't want to have a final say...]

So for my personal amusement...did the hemlets come off?

[le_mat]

[he snorts into his beer- revenge for doing the same to Akechi earlier, it seems]

I-i mean... can't make out otherwise, right? But... there's appeal to it in costume...

[he wiggles his brows- being costumed vigilantes themselves they should know]

[policedefective]

[Oh this is gonna be fun...]

Well you can easily remove part of Joker's outfit...but I suppose the real question is...which outfit for me?

[le_mat]

Black Mask.

[He answers instantly. Too fast to be anything but utterly embarrassing and shameless]

[policedefective]

[That makes him laugh again.]

Why, no appriciation for the epaulets?

[le_mat]

Black Mask is closer to the real thing.

[Ah, earnesty. But-]

Also, it's a goddamn catsuit.

[policedefective]

I think a literal catsuit is more Pather's speciality. Mine is...different.

[le_mat]

Okay not literally a cat, but it IS skintight.

[policedefective]

Exactly. I would be hard to do anything with it in such a scenario. It has to come all off.

[le_mat]

[GOD, is this how it feels when Akira does this kind of shit to other people? Akechi is having too much fun]


I mean, that's not necessarily a flaw...

[policedefective]

It's too bad we'll never be able to do that, considering our forms.

[This is fun, no wonder Akira does it.]

[le_mat]

Yeah... even if I could commission something without dying on the spot, our bodies are too different now.

[siiiigh]

[policedefective]

Maybe something magical from Mana might work.

[le_mat]

... you wanna spend coins on horny cosplay?

[He sounds DELIGHTED]

[policedefective]

[He looks away when the realization hits him.]

I said it's a possibility.

[le_mat]

... you know, under the jacket my Joker outfit didn't have sleeves.

[Sparklesparkle]