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[policedefective]

[He'd hear loud laughing from the next room.]

Is that a promise?

[le_mat]

[And Goro can hear him groan in annoyance]

maybe

[policedefective]

Well at least we can be assured of mutually assured destruction, soup discussions aside.

I'll let you sleep now.

[He'll go back to sleep and recontact him at 8am.]

Have you given it some thought?

[le_mat]

only at thermal vents

[ yes he's been thinking about it ]

[policedefective]

[This is why he likes you, Akira.]

That sounds like a logical compromise. The rest seems to fit the typical soup guidelines - there are vegetables and fish as well.

[le_mat]

soup that eats itself. there's a metaphor there... somewhere. not at 8 am tho

[ 8 isn't 3, but it's still not 12 aka when he usually gets up ]

[policedefective]

Thermal vents are considered by some as cradles of life, so it is fitting.

[Akechi, on the other hand is getting up early today. There's less sunlight at this hour than in the middle of the day.]

I'm going to get a snack...well food, not a human.

[le_mat]

bring me something back?

[policedefective]

If I think about it.

[He will, he's just being an ass. He'll return with...good quality ramen for dinner. That, and some japanese beer.]

[le_mat]

[the smell of ramen lures him out of bed finally]

If someone of that isn't for me I might cry.

[policedefective]

You must be desperate for food if you're willing to ingest something I made.

[To be fair, all he added was the water and let the broth do the rest.]

[le_mat]

If you manage to mess up ramen then I'll eat my words. Beer too?

[policedefective]

We are adults in this world.

[Considering his shitty childhood, Akechi is weirdly enjoying this sudden rank in 'maturity'.]

[le_mat]

True.

[He takes a beer, popping it open and offering to clink]

Cheers.

[policedefective]

Kanpai!

[He takes his own beer and drinks it with enthusiasm, despite the bitter taste.]

[le_mat]

[And never to be outdone so does Akira]

...ngh. Maybe doing that on an empty stomach wasn't a good idea.

[policedefective]

[It causes Akechi to laugh.]

Truthfully, I did it on purpose. You're easy to read, you know.

[le_mat]

[He glares and moves towards the kitchen to get something for breakfast-lunch, flipping Akechi off as he goes... he does take the beer with him though.]

[policedefective]

[To Akechi's credit, while he tends to be a monumental asshole a lot of times, he does sometimes leave the hot water kettle right next to an open box of the same instant ramen he was eating, and an egg to crack into it next to it.]

[le_mat]

[...aww. He huffs]

Thanks.

[he sets to work boiling water, still sipping on his beer as he works]

[policedefective]

[It's stupid, but he'll consider that a victory.]

Welcome.

[It's got the Akechi edge to it, but what else is new.]

There's some nori in the cupboard too, I wasn't sure if you wanted it with the ramen or not.

[le_mat]

Hmmm, sounds good.

[He reaches up to grab it from the cupboard]

It's a little weird eating nori as a kelpie, but not the weirdest thing I've done.

[policedefective]

Well you know what they say...you are what you eat.

[Literally, figuratively...]

Alright then, not my curiosity is piqued. What would you say is the weirdest thing you've done?

[Akecih, unknowingly walking into a literal minefield.]

[le_mat]

[he blows out a deep breath. Whoo boy]

In or out of the Metaverse?

[policedefective]

Well...if I'm not restricted, I'll take both.