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[le_mat]

[There's a bit of a delay before:]

Hell yes.

[policedefective]

[Finally, a way to let out his pent anger.]

We should try a slightly smaller one. Less chance to get caught since we can't exactly mask who we are. Or we could just rob the biggest one and hope to get away. We can they really do?

Kill us? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It won't change much.

We should have a getaway vehicle. That's how they do it in Hollywood movies. I suppose I'll have to drive, horse hooves might make it hard.

[le_mat]

Yeah, unless you wanna do it on horseback like a trainrobber.

[policedefective]

[You know the escape with a fast car is super cool, but this is the type of bullshit that only happens every once in never that Akechi never knew he wanted to play cops and robbers this badly.]

I need to find some cowboy clothing. And a gun.

[le_mat]

[This is so stupid he's THRILLED]

I have no idea how you're going to find cowboy clothes but I'm here for it

[policedefective]

I'm amused that you're more worried about the clothing than the gun.

But honestly, maybe something all in black with a black cowboy-like hat would look much more sleek. Even my wings would appear to be part of the costume. It would match you as we make our retreat as well.

You'll be dressed as well before you become a horse, correct?

[le_mat]

I'm more surprised you don't already have one.

And of course, what do you take me for?

[ he does nothing half ass ]

[policedefective]

I didn't need one.

Well, you could just show up as a horse and watch the show. I didn't know how involved you wanted to be in this.

[Okay but what about half horse?]

[le_mat]

Have you ever known me to not take point? I'm almost insulted.

on phone so no fancy code

[policedefective]

As long as you let me be the 'leader' for once.

1/2

[le_mat]

[Why you gotta say it like that Akechi why why]

2/2

[le_mat]

Well, it was your idea, so I don't mind playing backup for once

That icon is amazing.

[policedefective]

I'm glad we are all in agreement then.

[Yes he is mocking/parodying the fact the PTs had to all agree before performing a heist.]

Technical support might suit you.

[le_mat]

What, you wanna hear me yell tactics at you mid-battle? You're the one with experience.

[he was relieved to have Oracle back, but there was something fun about Crow's... style... as a navi]

[policedefective]

At the bank? It would be endlessly amusing.

I suppose the next move is which bank we should rob. I mentioned a small one, but at this point I think going for the biggest would be more 'us' wouldn't it? Especially if we're going all dressed up. Would be a shame to waste it on just a few people.

[le_mat]

Go big or go home? If the plan is to get the full experience then... yeah, a big one. But the odds of them having anti-monster protections are more likely.

[policedefective]

I'd rather not go home, personally.

But also, you forget that goblins are relatively rare.

[le_mat]

True... and kelpies don't really have a big obvious weakness like an element.

[policedefective]

We can get you some earplugs if you want.

[le_mat]

[He huffs]

... I can handle it.

[Can he? A gunshot might actually be an issue]

[policedefective]

Should I warn you when I shoot?

[He had the same thought.]

Or maybe add some magic water to your ears right before I do.

[So romantic.]

[le_mat]

[That's... surprisingly considerate from Akechi. Practical, considering they are doing a heist together and Akira bolting would be Bad, but considerate]

... that might be a good idea.

[policedefective]

[He's really wanted to rob a bank, and not the metaverse kind.]

It would allow you to hide said weakness as well, confusing them.

[le_mat]

Right, right. Sow chaos and all that.

[policedefective]

It's much more my style.

I'll make sure to look the part as well.