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[policedefective]

I'd rather not go home, personally.

But also, you forget that goblins are relatively rare.

[le_mat]

True... and kelpies don't really have a big obvious weakness like an element.

[policedefective]

We can get you some earplugs if you want.

[le_mat]

[He huffs]

... I can handle it.

[Can he? A gunshot might actually be an issue]

[policedefective]

Should I warn you when I shoot?

[He had the same thought.]

Or maybe add some magic water to your ears right before I do.

[So romantic.]

[le_mat]

[That's... surprisingly considerate from Akechi. Practical, considering they are doing a heist together and Akira bolting would be Bad, but considerate]

... that might be a good idea.

[policedefective]

[He's really wanted to rob a bank, and not the metaverse kind.]

It would allow you to hide said weakness as well, confusing them.

[le_mat]

Right, right. Sow chaos and all that.

[policedefective]

It's much more my style.

I'll make sure to look the part as well.

[le_mat]

Well, go find your look and I'll find something too. We'll meet in the living room.

[God help Chie if she sees this shit]

[policedefective]

[With these two she might end up joining them.]

Alright. We'll meet in an hour, then.

[And he will show up with a bunch of bags in the living room, as promised.]

[le_mat]

[Akira, on the other hand, even though he has a good job, didn't go out buying a bunch of things, even if he does have something under his arm. And he does have a long black coat Akechi might recognize from Felfri]

Whoa, you work fast.

[policedefective]

[Hahaha yes. He took them. Legally. ;) He does look pleased by the comment and looks at Akira's coat approvingly.]

Oh, I simply familiarize myself with the ideal places to shop. Moreover, it's rather amazing how much more clothing is available in black now with the...shadelovers.

[That's a nice way to put it.]

I hope you don't mind I took a little inspiration from Skull.

[He takes out a silver mask that looks like it can cover most of his face, including his lower jaw unlike the Phantom Thief.]

[le_mat]

[He suspects that mask also came from some monster fanatic too, or at least was being sold with them in mind. He whistles and comes closer to take a look at it]

Impressive.

[policedefective]

Watch this.

[As he holds it up, flames encircle it as if it is on fire, before he puts it on his face nonchantly, the flames still there.l, hidding most of his eyes and the rest of his face, leaving just the skull against the Loki-like horns.]

What do you think?

[It's Flashy. It's Overkill. It's so Goro Akechi.]

[le_mat]

...that is so over the top.

[Yet he's grinning, looking delighted]

[policedefective]

[He takes out large black cowboy-ish hat and puts it on top, effectively hidding his ears. It seems to have already been pierced to let his horns through.]

Howdy.

[He's trying not to laugh.]

[le_mat]

[Okay that does in fact make Akira laugh]

[policedefective]

[The flames fizzle in and out as he tries not to laugh. Then fails. They disappear as he starts laughing as well at the sheer absurdity of everything. This is very rare for him to completely take his mask off.]

[le_mat]

[Something in Akira stutters and sparks, and he has to look away so not to expose too much without his glasses]

I didn't grab anything nearly that fancy.

[policedefective]

[He didn't notice, but his brain sure did and will remind him at just the right moment.]

That's fine. I figured since I'd be the one doing demands, I'd need to be distracting enough that they'd paid the most attention to me.

[Which is why he takes out what looks like a sort of torn poncho almost, very reminiscent of the cape that his Crow outfit had, only long enough to cover most of his body.]

[le_mat]

Are you sure you want to do crime and not just cosplay?

[He finally takes the bundle out from under his arm- it's a long black scarf, though there's a comb and a bottle of gel tucked in it that he puts on a table.]

[policedefective]

The end result is much more satisfying.

[He nods in approval at the choice.]

Simplicity works well with you.

[Is that a compliment? He then looks at the gel.]

Oh? Inspired by the time you ruffled my...his hair?

[le_mat]

[He smiles at the memories, nodding]

Yeah. My hair is my most distinct feature, so I'm gonna slick it back.

[policedefective]

You're going to need a lot of gel.

[Will it even work with horse hair, he wonders.]

Do you think it will give you a glorious slick mane as a horse?