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[policedefective]

[He pauses, looking down on the rice, before his eyes dart to his mess of failed packages.]

...not for now.

[le_mat]

[He smiles around his chopsticks and goes back to eating in earnest. He wouldn't REALLY do it, Akechi had indeed read him well. But it's fun to keep him on his toes]

[policedefective]

[Time to change the subject.]

So now that we're more sober and less...drowsy, I'm curious about your ideas in regards to your Mana coins. Why exactly do you want to be a demon? Persona aside.

[le_mat]

I hope you're not expecting a deep answer. The truth is pretty... mercenary.

I looked though the pamphlets and what people have said on the network. It's the one that has the most useful abilities for me, specificly.

[Its not so different than him showing up with a perfectly tailored persona for whatever task they were currently dealing with]

[policedefective]

You know they eat souls, right?

Is it due to the flying? Or the magic...

[le_mat]

Yeah...

[Its clear he doesn't Like That.]

Honestly I would probably buy that off before the salt, maybe do it all at once if I can save enough.

And it's those, and a few other things. Fighting you has taught me a lot about what weaknesses I can shore up- this is the cheapest way to do it.

[Its one thing with his personas, but Akira seems just as casual about his body as his metaphorical masks- changing them as needed]

[policedefective]

You know...a lack of salt would be terrible for you but...maybe msg might work.

[Is he trying to be nice?]

Or last fight we mutually killed each other. Now I'm actually worried, if that's your plan.

[le_mat]

I like winning.

[smirk]

[policedefective]

So do I. Which is why I'll have to make sure I spare enough coins to request holy magic.

[🙃]

[le_mat]

You know it will just end up an arms race.

[He doesn't seem put off by the idea]

[policedefective]

[He stops eating to grin at him.]

That's half the fun, isn't it?

[The other part is MURDER.]

Or do you mean that literally? I do agree, Satanoka's extra arms are making me consider that as well.

[le_mat]

[He laughs at that]

It's not mutually exclusive. But you having more hands to hold guns is a little terrifying.

[policedefective]

Please. In this world? Why bother having guns, when I can use my fingers for that.

[He does the finger-gun motion with his left hand, a little flame at the end of it briefly appearing before he shakes it off and it dissipates.]

Granted, if you're going to be a demon, fire will be useless. I'll have to work more on my other elements.

[le_mat]

But guns don't increase your hunger, do they? Don't get so caught up in your powers that you overlook a good weapon.

[he DOES love his cool daggers, after all]

[policedefective]

That's a fair assessment. I do have a sword, but nothing is stopping me from having multiple weapons at the same time.

[Imagine multi-armed Goro Akechi with swords and guns.]

[le_mat]

[He does... and blushes a bit]

It's... an option.

[policedefective]

[...? Um...]

Is the soup too hot? It seems fine to me.

[le_mat]

[He coughs a bit at getting caught and waves a hand]

No I... must have swallowed wrong.

[policedefective]

[He'd probably realize what this was about later, like the fool he is.]

Maybe you shouldn't eat so fast, then. A few exra hands might be a mistake, in that case.

[le_mat]

Just buy extra mouths too.

[okay this hypothetical shiva-like goro is getting less hot and more body horror but whatever, he's seen worse]

[policedefective]

No thanks. If anything, I might request for my wings to become full sized. It would contrast nicely to your hypothetical leatherly ones.

I could ask for them to be white, but I've grown quite fond of the coloring.

[He briefly stands up for the wings to flutter to show them off before sitting down again.]

[le_mat]

So have I.

[Which might be a little egocentric but, whatever]

i didn't get a notif

[policedefective]

Thank..you?

[This praise is nice but he's not sure of Akira is lying or not...thenhe remebers when he touched it and...]

...

[le_mat]

[he goes back to eating, still looking pleased but not... smug. So if he is fucking with Akechi he's not being obvious like he usually does]

[policedefective]

[Well this is awkward. Awkward for a few more minutes until he breaks it.]

Do you feel better from this?

[He means their food.]