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[le_mat]

But guns don't increase your hunger, do they? Don't get so caught up in your powers that you overlook a good weapon.

[he DOES love his cool daggers, after all]

[policedefective]

That's a fair assessment. I do have a sword, but nothing is stopping me from having multiple weapons at the same time.

[Imagine multi-armed Goro Akechi with swords and guns.]

[le_mat]

[He does... and blushes a bit]

It's... an option.

[policedefective]

[...? Um...]

Is the soup too hot? It seems fine to me.

[le_mat]

[He coughs a bit at getting caught and waves a hand]

No I... must have swallowed wrong.

[policedefective]

[He'd probably realize what this was about later, like the fool he is.]

Maybe you shouldn't eat so fast, then. A few exra hands might be a mistake, in that case.

[le_mat]

Just buy extra mouths too.

[okay this hypothetical shiva-like goro is getting less hot and more body horror but whatever, he's seen worse]

[policedefective]

No thanks. If anything, I might request for my wings to become full sized. It would contrast nicely to your hypothetical leatherly ones.

I could ask for them to be white, but I've grown quite fond of the coloring.

[He briefly stands up for the wings to flutter to show them off before sitting down again.]

[le_mat]

So have I.

[Which might be a little egocentric but, whatever]

i didn't get a notif

[policedefective]

Thank..you?

[This praise is nice but he's not sure of Akira is lying or not...thenhe remebers when he touched it and...]

...

[le_mat]

[he goes back to eating, still looking pleased but not... smug. So if he is fucking with Akechi he's not being obvious like he usually does]

[policedefective]

[Well this is awkward. Awkward for a few more minutes until he breaks it.]

Do you feel better from this?

[He means their food.]

[le_mat]

Less acid-y, yeah.

[He pauses, pondering his words]

It was worth it. I had fun last night.

[policedefective]

[He stops eating, still holding the soup-filled spoon in his left hand.]

I suppose I did as well.

["I suppose" pffft what a liar.]

Maybe if we feel better, we should do it again. Just without the alcohol.

[le_mat]

Yeah, I'd like that.

[And in one more day it will be the 4th. Maybe, he hopes, this lingering dread will break]

[policedefective]

Alright then. Tonight or tomorrow, or both. It matters not at this point. Might as well go all-out, as they say.