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[le_mat]

If I was working out at home? Just sweatpants, usually.

[He's being completely serious.]

[policedefective]

Ahhh.

[The laughter subsides quickly. For some reason. He adjusts his standing position and finally sits down.]

It's starting to smell good.

[World's least subtle topic change.]

[le_mat]

[He blinks owlishly at that, then sloooowly smiles before turning back to the food]

Yep, almost done. I'll get the rice going.

[The rice cooker is ancient compared to what they would have back in Tokyo. But it works... well enough]

I've been slacking on my core, honestly. With these legs I can't do the hanging sit-ups anymore.

[policedefective]

I've been running with Satanoka in the mornings...perhaps you might enjoy it too.

[He taps his claws on the table.]

There must be some gyms around here. My schedule is much less loaded than back home.

[le_mat]

I might take you up on that. I mean, we're already stronger than any humans, but it's a good habit to stay with.

[He grabs a spoon and ladles up some of the soup to taste]

[policedefective]

We could try lifting weights. For the fun of it. It could be a good way to test our limits.

[le_mat]

[He sips, hums happily, and nods. Yep. Good]

Wonder if I could, I don't know, pick up a car or something.

true story instead of weights had him say lift cars lol

[policedefective]

I've thought about it...it depends on the car's weight and what we could manage to life.

[He's never bothered yet.]

I've heard that Minotaurs are the strongest, but it doesn't hurt to try. Thinking of it, that could be a good monster for you.

[le_mat]

What, and hear you make cow jokes 24/7? No thanks.

[policedefective]

I don't always horse around, you know.

I might have briefly thought about it for myself, based on the known traits. Did you know you become skilled with instruments?

[le_mat]

[He narrows his eyes in a 'really?' expression at that comment]

...huh, really? Is that a mythological thing I don't know about?

[policedefective]

If I were to wager a guess, maybe it has to do with music soothing the savage beast.

In this case the savage beast is the musician. [He has no idea.]

But I think my point yesterday still stands...for now, I'm quite fond of being a goblin.

[His stomach growls, betraying him.]

Maybe I could as a spell to create food. But then it would mean we wouldn't have talks like this. That would be a shame.

[le_mat]

Food brings people together.

[A cheesy line, but he beleives it. That said the rice cooker clicks, and Akira moves over to start bringing down bowls. One each for rice, another each for soup]

[policedefective]

Hmm...I suppose it does.

[Maybe if it been like that back then.]

Thank you for the food.

[le_mat]

[He nods, sitting down with his own and repeating the thanks before starting to eat]

It's bland, but I think that's all my stomach will handle right now.

[Still, there's something nostalgic about miso]

[policedefective]

[He takes a sip before reaching for his chopsticks and eating some of the rice.]

It's good. Not as bland as you might think.

[le_mat]

[He looks a little pleased by that]

Just don't throw it up.

[policedefective]

Worry more about yourself than me.

[He's going to take a tiny bit of rice and flick it at him. Rude.]

[le_mat]

[He snorts at the rice, flicking it out of his hair before pointing his own chopsticks at him in his own blantant show of rudeness]

Watch it or this is the last miso you get out of me.

[policedefective]

You wouldn't dare. You have too much of a bleeding heart.

[le_mat]

[He gets his own bite of rice, letting his chopsticks linger just past his teeth for a moment longer than necessary]

Sure you want to risk it?

[policedefective]

[He pauses, looking down on the rice, before his eyes dart to his mess of failed packages.]

...not for now.

[le_mat]

[He smiles around his chopsticks and goes back to eating in earnest. He wouldn't REALLY do it, Akechi had indeed read him well. But it's fun to keep him on his toes]

[policedefective]

[Time to change the subject.]

So now that we're more sober and less...drowsy, I'm curious about your ideas in regards to your Mana coins. Why exactly do you want to be a demon? Persona aside.

[le_mat]

I hope you're not expecting a deep answer. The truth is pretty... mercenary.

I looked though the pamphlets and what people have said on the network. It's the one that has the most useful abilities for me, specificly.

[Its not so different than him showing up with a perfectly tailored persona for whatever task they were currently dealing with]