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[le_mat]

[He flips him off as he makes his way into the kitchen properly]

Sit down. Watching this is probably domestic abuse or something.

[policedefective]

I can do this.

[He groans in annoyance before standing, arms crossed to watch him.]

[le_mat]

[He stares... then shrugs]

Okay.

[ He moves to get a pot]

Boss told me once miso is the best breakfast for a hangover.

[policedefective]

I see.

[...]

I think I brought a few packets from the store somewhere in the cupboards.

[le_mat]

Good. It shouldn't take too long.

[Once water is boiling he grabs some bottles of green tea from the combini out of the fridge and tosses one to Akechi.]

Coffee later. Caffeine is dehydrating.

[policedefective]

I'm not that stupid, you know.

[He has some knowledge, just not homemade cures.]

I'll take your expert knowledge regardless.

[le_mat]

As if you would turn it down if I made some.

[policedefective]

I would out of spite.

[But he won't.]

[le_mat]

Akechi Goro turning down Leblanc coffee? Are you sure the whiskey didn't kill you?

[policedefective]

Knowing you, you probably placed a hot pepper in it whenever I showed up.

[Especially since he now knows they knew about him being a traitor.]

[le_mat]

No, I just spit in it.

[policedefective]

[He looks...strangly hurt at the possibility?]

I hope you're joking.

[le_mat]

Of course I am.

[policedefective]

Now I'm going to be paranoid at everything you feed me.

[A worthy 'punishment'.]

I might just have to eat out more.

[le_mat]

I would be more creative than that. But I take my craft seriously, you know.

[policedefective]

Well, the results speak for thenselves.

[Praise, at this hour? It must be the leftover booze.]

[le_mat]

[And... that makes him smile with earnest pleasure before turning back to the pot. It's boiling now, so he sets to work adding the stock]

I love Boss' curry, but I'll admit I missed real breakfast foods sometimes.

[policedefective]

Why did he make you eat curry in the morning as well?

...I mostly had apples or something at the nearby 777 if I had time. Balancing all my activities didn't give me much time. It's partly why I ended up running a food blog. It gave me an excuse to sit down.

[le_mat]

He was already making it for the shop, so it was just easier to feed it to me. It's not ALL I ever had to eat, but it was the vast majority.

[He glances at Akechi over his shoudler for a moment, looking up and down]

... you know, I'm surprised you managed to keep decent shape with a diet like that.

[policedefective]

[Why is the comment more pleasant to hear this morning?]

The metaverse was a good workout.

[He only had a bike.]

That and rock climbing.

[le_mat]

But you can't gain muscle without protein.

[Says the part-time gym rat]

[policedefective]

I had a few drinks...

[He was lanky and he knew it.]

Just nothing at the gym.

[le_mat]

[He shrugs]

Fair enough. I can't judge, I mostly just used the ceiling beam in the attic.

[policedefective]

[He laughs and...owe his head.]

I'd ask if you were joking but somehow I feel that it's so outrageous it must be truth.

So you had a protien shake and just put on a workout outfit?

[He needs the deets, it's not like Akira or Amamiya shared many life details with him.]

[le_mat]

If I was working out at home? Just sweatpants, usually.

[He's being completely serious.]