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[le_mat]

Now THAT'S just romance. Classic.

[policedefective]

If my fans, well if I still had any knew about this, they'd be so scandalized.

[Or he'd get those REALLY weird fans.]

[le_mat]

They'd be pissed if you kissed anyone. Like an idol.

[policedefective]

Well I'm sure the Phantom Thieves had their very own Phandom. A little fun fact for you; my research found very interest comments and...fan works in the far corners of the internet.

[le_mat]

[He groans and covers his face with his hands]

Oh, I know. Between Mishima and Futaba I know.

Thankfully since so little about us as people got out, it was so out of character it didn't really read AS weird as it could have but...

Look, I'm the only of the Thieves who's face was public. After Shido's Calling Card things on the forum expoded.

[policedefective]

That's not the only thing that exploded, I'm sure.

[If only he knew how Shido's battle went. Instead he's just making things worse.]

[le_mat]

[He groans even more, his ears turning red]

[policedefective]

[He laughs again.]

If only I knew it was that easy, I might have done this from the start.

[le_mat]

Ngh, shut up.

[He drops his hands finally, looking blotchy with embarrassment]

I love the phandom- we wouldn't have been able to beat Yaldabaoth if not for them. But... I've read graphic Hawk/Condor porn that didn't make me cringe as much.

[Thanks Futaba]

[policedefective]

[THAT makes him spit tale his beer.]

What...why where you even reading that?!

[le_mat]

Futaba sends me things late at night when she can't sleep. She thinks it's funny.

[That doesn't explain why he READ it]

[policedefective]

...how baad was it?

[Curiosity gets the better of him.]

[le_mat]

...some of it wasn't awful, honestly.

[policedefective]

[A little closer, trying to embarrass him.]

Did it give you any ideas?

[le_mat]

[His ears pin and his blush does return... though more pink than blotchy red]

Eh, not really. A lot of it wasn't really... practical.

[policedefective]

[Worth it. He backs into a seat.]

That bad, huh? It's surprising what can get writen as fantasy.

[le_mat]

[ah, relief. He grabs his beer to finally finish drinking it before it gets any warmer.]

As long as it makes them happy I guess. Honestly, I hadn't really been following the new series.

[policedefective]

[Oh Akira...if you think Akechi didn't want to have a final say...]

So for my personal amusement...did the hemlets come off?

[le_mat]

[he snorts into his beer- revenge for doing the same to Akechi earlier, it seems]

I-i mean... can't make out otherwise, right? But... there's appeal to it in costume...

[he wiggles his brows- being costumed vigilantes themselves they should know]

[policedefective]

[Oh this is gonna be fun...]

Well you can easily remove part of Joker's outfit...but I suppose the real question is...which outfit for me?

[le_mat]

Black Mask.

[He answers instantly. Too fast to be anything but utterly embarrassing and shameless]

[policedefective]

[That makes him laugh again.]

Why, no appriciation for the epaulets?

[le_mat]

Black Mask is closer to the real thing.

[Ah, earnesty. But-]

Also, it's a goddamn catsuit.

[policedefective]

I think a literal catsuit is more Pather's speciality. Mine is...different.

[le_mat]

Okay not literally a cat, but it IS skintight.