RDoS Inbox

[le_mat]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, JOKER.

FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX

*** USERNAME has joined XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX
<USERNAME> YOUR TEXT HERE
<USERNAME> YOUR TEXT HERE
<USERNAME> YOUR TEXT HERE

Comments

[policedefective]

I don't know if I should be annoyed or pleased about that.

[He will default to being fake-angry.]

Good thing I poisoned your food for this affront.

[He didn't.]

[le_mat]

[He gasps dramatically]

Betrayal!

[policedefective]

[He snickers.]

Oh please. Isn't that what we do all the time?