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[policedefective]

[Oh this is gonna be fun...]

Well you can easily remove part of Joker's outfit...but I suppose the real question is...which outfit for me?

[le_mat]

Black Mask.

[He answers instantly. Too fast to be anything but utterly embarrassing and shameless]

[policedefective]

[That makes him laugh again.]

Why, no appriciation for the epaulets?

[le_mat]

Black Mask is closer to the real thing.

[Ah, earnesty. But-]

Also, it's a goddamn catsuit.

[policedefective]

I think a literal catsuit is more Pather's speciality. Mine is...different.

[le_mat]

Okay not literally a cat, but it IS skintight.

[policedefective]

Exactly. I would be hard to do anything with it in such a scenario. It has to come all off.

[le_mat]

[GOD, is this how it feels when Akira does this kind of shit to other people? Akechi is having too much fun]


I mean, that's not necessarily a flaw...

[policedefective]

It's too bad we'll never be able to do that, considering our forms.

[This is fun, no wonder Akira does it.]

[le_mat]

Yeah... even if I could commission something without dying on the spot, our bodies are too different now.

[siiiigh]

[policedefective]

Maybe something magical from Mana might work.

[le_mat]

... you wanna spend coins on horny cosplay?

[He sounds DELIGHTED]

[policedefective]

[He looks away when the realization hits him.]

I said it's a possibility.

[le_mat]

... you know, under the jacket my Joker outfit didn't have sleeves.

[Sparklesparkle]

[policedefective]

[Huh. That is interesting.]

I never saw you take it off so I had no idea.

[le_mat]

Mmhm. Practically just a vest.

I only got the notif now nooo

[policedefective]

Then why bother with a coat?

[le_mat]

Why does YOURS have random belts? 'Cuz it's cool.

[policedefective]

Emergency monster tie-up.

[Said with a straight face and also probably double implications considering now.]

[le_mat]

[he sputters but doesnt look at all put off by it]

Kinky.

[policedefective]

[He shouldn't be surprised Akira wasn't backing off. Damnit, now he wasn't sure what to say. He opens his mouth, and then stops.]

...

[Siiiiigh.]

I'd like to know that it's only our current...relationship that is stopping me from making a joke about you being tied up in prison.

[le_mat]

[he winces, rubbing his wrists and phantom injuries long healed]

Yeah... no safe word there that's for sure.

[policedefective]

[He spurts out liquid in surprise at that response. Again. Damnit, Akira.]

You...

[You can't win this, Akechi.]

[le_mat]

[he snorts in amusement]

Sorry, sorry. I'll behave.

[policedefective]

[That causes him to relax a little more.]

No, please. If you start behaving, it would be utterly dreadful.