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[le_mat]

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[policedefective]

[He shouldn't be surprised Akira wasn't backing off. Damnit, now he wasn't sure what to say. He opens his mouth, and then stops.]

...

[Siiiiigh.]

I'd like to know that it's only our current...relationship that is stopping me from making a joke about you being tied up in prison.

[le_mat]

[he winces, rubbing his wrists and phantom injuries long healed]

Yeah... no safe word there that's for sure.

[policedefective]

[He spurts out liquid in surprise at that response. Again. Damnit, Akira.]

You...

[You can't win this, Akechi.]

[le_mat]

[he snorts in amusement]

Sorry, sorry. I'll behave.

[policedefective]

[That causes him to relax a little more.]

No, please. If you start behaving, it would be utterly dreadful.

[le_mat]

I'll be the most boring well behaved boy just to spite you.

[policedefective]

Well, in that case I'll just kill you and hope for a better model.

[:D]

[le_mat]

[insulted!!!]

Hey! My dents are what give me personality and charm, no upgrading!

[policedefective]

Well, I am trading horsepower for a demonic engine.

[That...Akechi, please that joke is too nerdy.]

[le_mat]

[...]

That was bad even for you.

[policedefective]

[Wow.]

There's no accounting for taste, I suppose.

[le_mat]

Heh, you already know I have garbage taste. I like the nerdy dad jokes.

[ they're still bad tho]

[policedefective]

I don't know if I should be annoyed or pleased about that.

[He will default to being fake-angry.]

Good thing I poisoned your food for this affront.

[He didn't.]

[le_mat]

[He gasps dramatically]

Betrayal!

[policedefective]

[He snickers.]

Oh please. Isn't that what we do all the time?